The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..