Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, George Osborne revealed that enviro-Mental-ists have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for enviro-Mental-ists.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." George Osborne went on to say.


George Osborne concluded, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".