I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of children, some still in their prams to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of children, some still in their prams aren’t terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Bernard Jenkin agrees with me, saying today, "arbeit macht frei".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.