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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being foreign and suspicious looking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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