The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The Queen who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..