Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow chavs such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but chavs have this week been revealed as training in Al-Quaeda terror camps.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps chavs would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who this week said, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is acceptable behaviour.