Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Homosexuals have been urinating on the Union Jack outside nursery schools.

Terror expert David Cameron has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Urinating on the Union Jack: The True Face Of Evil", David Cameron says, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for homosexuals. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.