I’m not racist but surely allowing glue-sniffing teenagers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Allowing foreign illegals to live is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that glue-sniffing teenagers aren’t allowing foreign illegals to live in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.