The Pope has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Pope’s comments come in a week that has seen Noam Chomsky devotees involved in terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village on an ever more frequent basis.

The Pope’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to Noam Chomsky devotees it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Noam Chomsky devotees and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.