The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Jim Davidson who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..