The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that louts are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack louts drilling for oil in one family's back garden was a homeowner who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..