The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians binge drinking was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..