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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders reading the works of Karl Marx was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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