The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of injecting crack into primary school children, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience injecting crack into primary school children, but nowadays thanks to chavs injecting crack into primary school children is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..