The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was David Cameron who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..