Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow so-called new age travellers such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but so-called new age travellers have this week been revealed as setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps so-called new age travellers would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Nicolas Sarkozy who this week said, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is acceptable behaviour.