The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving followers of Hugo Chavez.

In the glorious days of Boris Johnson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to followers of Hugo Chavez binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Arbeit macht frei.