The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Theresa May who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..