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Gypsies have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Some bloke in the pub said of gypsies, "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood."

Gypsies made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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