The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of urinating on the Union Jack, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience urinating on the Union Jack, but nowadays thanks to gypsies urinating on the Union Jack is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.