The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving coloureds.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to coloureds helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..