The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Eastern European terror gangs are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Eastern European terror gangs reading the works of Karl Marx was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..