The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving extremists.

In the glorious days of David Cameron, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to extremists eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..