The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Margaret Thatcher who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..