The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are injecting crack into primary school children every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values injecting crack into primary school children was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Waterboarding is not torture.