Boris Johnson has today said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Boris Johnson’s comments come in a week that has seen the poor involved in reading the works of Karl Marx on an ever more frequent basis.

Boris Johnson’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to the poor it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. The poor and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.