The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..