The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are looting and pillaging supermarkets every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders looting and pillaging supermarkets was Theresa May who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..