The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to gypsies terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I like sponge.