The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees binge drinking on council estates was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.