The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul), all of them involving homosexuals.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul), but nowadays thanks to homosexuals being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..