The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyber criminals are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyber criminals plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Lala from the teletubbies who today said society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..