Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow French unions such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but French unions have this week been revealed as being foreign and suspicious looking.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps French unions would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Conservative head office who this week said, "we are a grandmother".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that being foreign and suspicious looking is acceptable behaviour.