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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees binge drinking was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..


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