The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving gypsies.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to gypsies holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.