The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into primary school children is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.