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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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