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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are admiring Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy admiring Jeremy Corbyn was George Osborne who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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