Corbynites have been pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Vince Cable said of Corbynites, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals."

Corbynites made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.