The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that extremists are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack extremists using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was some bloke in the pub who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..