The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that burning policemen at the stake is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Theresa May who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.