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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that hacking the Gibson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was David Cameron who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..


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