The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Bernard Jenkin who today said I like sponge.