Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Read my lips; no new taxes.


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