The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Boris Johnson who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..