Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Insane Brussels bureaucrats have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Margaret Thatcher has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks: The True Face Of Evil", Margaret Thatcher says, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for insane Brussels bureaucrats. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.