Guardian-reading do-gooders have been getting away with arson the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Lala from the teletubbies said of Guardian-reading do-gooders, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Guardian-reading do-gooders made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.