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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Norman Tebbit who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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