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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that causing obesity is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was some bloke in the pub who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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