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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament was Jim Davidson who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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